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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump concedes US trade surplus with Australia primarily due to WA’s insatiable appetite for white Oakleys 

Belle February 11, 2025

President Trump has told Albo this morning that America’s trade surplus with Australia will be a big factor in future considerations to give us an…

View More Trump concedes US trade surplus with Australia primarily due to WA’s insatiable appetite for white Oakleys 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump names Wellington St Fatberg the 51st State for its role in disrupting Canada last night

Belle February 10, 2025

Donald Trump has bestowed a great honour on the Wellington Street Fatberg that ruined a Bryan Adams concert last night. A source close to Trump…

View More Trump names Wellington St Fatberg the 51st State for its role in disrupting Canada last night
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Kylie Minogue locks in the Wellington Street Fatberg as backup venue for Saturday’s concert

Belle February 10, 2025

Kylie Minogue watched the unfortunate events outside the Bryan Adam’s concert unfold last night as a sewage blockage caused by a suspected “fatberg” forced RAC…

View More Kylie Minogue locks in the Wellington Street Fatberg as backup venue for Saturday’s concert
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

WA Local forgets about Sunday morning trading hours for the 600th weekend in a row

Belle February 9, 2025

Despite living in WA his whole life, Dave has once again foolishly presented at his local Woolies at 9:30 on a Sunday morning.  This represents…

View More WA Local forgets about Sunday morning trading hours for the 600th weekend in a row
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Bead mazes introduced to assist with Emergency Department wait times

Belle February 9, 2025

While the Health system waits for upgraded facilities, more staff and better support for bulk billing services, all they can do is try to improve…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A day in the life of a guy who has daddy’s boat 

Belle February 8, 2025 A Day In The Life Of

7:00 am – I wake up still hard from the night before as father told me I could take the boat out today. This throbbing…

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