A Western Australian man has had a gutful of European baristas staring at him with blank, clueless expressions when he attempts to order a proper…
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The SCG has gone to great lengths to ensure their playing surface is more stable ahead of Fremantle’s clash this weekend. To do so, they…
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Ross Lyon was seen taking deep breaths while gripping a stress ball tightly. His eye twitching out of rage after another spanking on WA turf.…
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Scientists have been studying the Perth phenomenon of blatantly ignoring requests to move down the carriage during busy periods. Multiple theories have existed on why…
View More Moving down train carriage far too similar to merging for Perth to feel comfortable attempting
All eyes are on the mighty Collingwood tonight after overcoming the impossible burden of playing away from the MCG. In a cruel twist of fate,…
View More Collingwood silence their critics by getting it done away from home
As MinRes gives itself a giant pat on the back for using a tiny fraction of its enormous profit to give its workers a comfortable…
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