WA Health has listened to the ever-present pressure to provide more beds in its hospitals and intensive care units and has come up with an…
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Category: Politics
Aussie Battler Opts For 18m Riviera Yacht Over 25m Model As He Braces For $3m Super Tax
A self-funded retiree has made the heartbreaking decision to buy a slightly less extravagant Riviera Yacht after confirmation that the taxation rate on superannuation over…
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Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…
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Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition
The Fremantle Dockers have made a shock decision this evening to appoint ousted opposition leader Peter Dutton head coach of the footy club. The board…
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Peter Dutton spotted at Perth Qantas Lounge asking if there’s any work going on the moines
Ousted opposition leader Peter Dutton has wasted no time looking for work after flying into Perth this morning to bum around the Qantas Club in…
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BREAKING: Basil Zempilas appoints himself leader of the Liberal Party of Australia following Dutton defeat
In a move that no one saw coming, Basil Zempilas has declared himself the leader of the Federal Liberal Party after Peter “Spud” Dutton lost…
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