In a move that no one saw coming, Basil Zempilas has declared himself the leader of the Federal Liberal Party after Peter “Spud” Dutton lost…
View More BREAKING: Basil Zempilas appoints himself leader of the Liberal Party of Australia following Dutton defeat
In a last-ditch effort to win the battleground state of Westralia, Dutton has challenged Albo to a little “leadership debate” at Galleria bus station –…
View More Dutton brings fight to WA, tells Albo to meet him at Galleria bus station
Clive Palmer has struck a deal with Telstra to resurrect the defunct 1800 Reverse service after focus groups told the High Court’s biggest loser that…
View More Clive Palmer to utilise 1800 Reverse calls to voters after deeming his texts not annoying enough
President Trump has sensationally backflipped on his ridiculous tariffs today after realising destroying the global economy may not make him too popular. However, he remains…
View More Trump refuses to pause tariff on Wittenoom stating he will make American asbestos great again
The United Nations has urged the unhinged President that even making Australians think about having to eat their beef is a violation of human rights. …
View More UN warns Trump to stop threatening Australia with the thought of eating American beef
President Trump’s campaign against penguins has escalated today after he learned of a small, endangered colony in the City of Rockingham. In true Trump fashion…
View More Trump warns Rockingham penguins not to get too comfortable