Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…
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Prime Minister Albanese has made the decision to hold a special national address tonight to inform the people of Australia about a very important issue.…
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The mighty state of Westralia has taken a move out of its COVID playbook and decided to shut up shop to protect its fuel supply…
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The Trumpinator 2000 is on a mission to sow chaos across the globe and is demanding his allies help chip in to a war they…
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The Albanese Government has rolled out a range of measures to combat the ever-burgeoning cost of living allegedly caused by the Iran war. Punters will…
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Western Australian Premier Roger Cook has done what many SOR have dreamt of doing for years – escaping Kwinana. Citing the need to be closer…
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