Western Australia, represented by Premier Cook, broke hearts today as he sat on Santa’s lap and asked for another once-in-a-century mining boom to bless WA’s…
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Tonight, WA is considering its options after the news broke that the Perth Royal Show will not have Bertie Beetle show bags on offer. Official…
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Finally, the Perth possum that was yeeted from his temporary lodging has broken his silence. Calling on the State Government to strengthen the rights of…
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Opposition leader Peter Dutton has been accused of taking advantage of the misinformation shitstorm surrounding the referendum to make some rather bold claims. Claims he…
View More Dutton tells WA that a “Yes Vote” will mean the cows won’t know when to get milked
Roger Cook has boldly progressed with plans to establish a WA Embassy in Canberra by plonking a mining donga right outside Parliament House. He addressed…
View More Cook whacks a donga outside Parliament House to establish a WA Embassy In Canberra
The 20 people gutted that the Commonwealth Games won’t be coming to Australia will be relieved that Western Australia has found a decent alternative for…
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