It’s no secret the Swan’s supporter base is made up of disconcertingly diehard South Melbourne supporters and full blown, coked-up influencers who have suddenly found…
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Vossy conducts 23 citizens arrests for stealing a finals spot
Michael Voss has been forced to conduct 23 citizens arrests this evening after accusing 23 players of stealing a finals spot. The arrest comes after…
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Freo fans start painful task of finding new activities for their September holiday in Melbourne
All across Westralia, Freo fans have started the gruelling task of finding fun new activities to do in Melbourne seeing as they’d locked & loaded…
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BOM detects intense low pressure system in Geelong
Top BOM meteorologists have been left scratching their heads after their fandangled machines indicated that there was an intense low pressure system in Geelong this…
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Freo fan still feeling unclean after 8th shower after barracking for an Eagles victory yesterday
A Flagmantle fan has taken a few top layers of skin off after what his wife describes as “excessive showering” to wash away the stink…
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Wallabies fans to be separated into St Georges & Adelaide Terrace sections for the comfort of the greater Terrace
It appears the thought of sharing a seat or neighbouring box next to an Adelaide Terrace corporate miner was too much for the purebred St…
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