To honour the AFL alliance Bunbury has with North Melbourne the City has announced Kane Cornes will be banned from their little slice of the South West.
The move comes as Clarko sensationally banned Cornes from their changerooms due to what he perceived as a campaign of shit-talking against the club and in particular Harry Sheezel.
We spoke to a North Melbourne insider who said the club was very pleased with their WA footy partner, adding,
“North Melbourne were a little suspicious that Bunbury were just using them for their electric brand of footy and hoping to cash in but this move of banning Kane Cornes from Bunbury has assured them that Bunvegas is taking the alliance seriously”
Accordingly, Kane Cornes has had to cancel his upcoming day out at the Dolphin Centre. He has also had to say goodbye to plans of tearing up the Fitzy’s dancefloor and having all the Collie blow-ins wishing he’d bobble that head their way. A source close to Cornes told The Times,
“He’s pretty gutted, the North Melbourne changerooms are one thing but not getting to chuck a shit in the Bunbury Forum toilets after a huge night on the town will really stay with him”
Naturally, the footy world has been divided on the move. With many saying that if they can ban Cornes from a city why can’t BT get the same treatment.
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Accordingly, we believe that the City of Cockburn is preparing a plan to introduce “BT exclusion areas” throughout their cock-kingdom.