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Category: Sports

Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

AFL promises Flagmantle 8 business class sinks to piss in to even playing field 

Belle July 18, 2024

The AFL has responded to the furore over the Flagmantle chartered flight that saw players need to urinate into the sink due to a lack…

View More AFL promises Flagmantle 8 business class sinks to piss in to even playing field 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Country Parents Devastated To Learn Tall, Strong Son Has No Interest In Footy

Belle July 11, 2024 FootyWA Culture

A rich farming couple has finally dealt with what they’ve suspected for years. Their strong, tall workhorse of a son has no interest in attending…

View More Country Parents Devastated To Learn Tall, Strong Son Has No Interest In Footy
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

BREAKING: Simmo to be replaced by bloke who comments “play the kids” on every Eagles article

Belle July 9, 2024

West Coast has sent shockwaves through the footy world today after announcing head coach Adam Simpson will be replaced by Daryl from Belmont who has…

View More BREAKING: Simmo to be replaced by bloke who comments “play the kids” on every Eagles article
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Tour de France cyclists reveal they dress up as middle-aged professionals and pretend to do mergers on the weekend 

Belle July 3, 2024

A peloton of top Tour de France cyclists have delighted their fans by giving insightful revelations as to how they like to relax in their…

View More Tour de France cyclists reveal they dress up as middle-aged professionals and pretend to do mergers on the weekend 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

West Coast silence their critics with another superb sub 100-point loss

Belle June 30, 2024

West Coast has delivered a strong message to the doubters – “we still haven’t been beaten by 100 points or more this season”. Champagne will…

View More West Coast silence their critics with another superb sub 100-point loss
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

China announces it will loan West Coast two pandas to inject some energy into their games

Belle June 18, 2024

Chinese Premier Li Quang has used his trip to Western Australia to announce that China is invested in the long-term success of the West Coast…

View More China announces it will loan West Coast two pandas to inject some energy into their games

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