Interim Coach Jarrad Schofield has notched up another victory against North Melbourne with many crediting the success to his classic WA look. Not many coaches…
View More Jarrad Schofield commits to getting his other sleeve done in Bali if they appoint him coach
The 2028 Olympics will be the first Olympics to trial “Caucasian wedding dancing” as an event after the overwhelming popularity of the Breaking in Paris. …
View More Caucasian wedding dancing introduced to Olympics after success of breakdancing
The integrity of Breaking has been called into question after a small, ratty, Finnish kid with a Mp3 player remote was seen influencing the dancers…
View More Controversy in the Olympic breakdancing after this kid was seen interfering
A crust Kalgoorlie gold hunter has decided to book a trip to Paris after hearing about the Australian gold rush occurring at the Olympic Games.…
View More Kalgoorlie Prospector travels to Paris after hearing of Aussie gold rush
A local mung bean has spoken to the media today and taken full credit for Margs boy Jack Robinson’s Olympic Silver today claiming that her…
View More Margs faux-hippie credits her crystal arrangement for local boy Robinson’s Olympic success
Sun Tzu once mused that every battle is won before it’s ever fought. To that end, Perth, Western Australia has made an impassioned plea to…
View More Perth Lobbies the IOC to Include Urban Sprawl in the Next Olympic Games