Naturally, much of his conjecture about the West Coast Board sacking Simmo by the end of the week has been contradicted by the club however…
View More Eddie Maguire defends his Simmo drivel claiming he knows a thing or two about getting unceremoniously axed
Spain has celebrated its win over England by announcing that all future Jamon will be cured only from the salt harvested from English tears. Which…
View More BREAKING: Spain announces it will be curing all Jamon with salt from English tears
Human clickbait machine and shock jock Kane Cornes has accused the West Coast Eagles of blatant tanking after they got up against the Dogs in…
View More Kane Cornes Accuses West Coast of Tanking After Beating the Dogs
The Adelaide Crows are doing their best to put the controversy of last night behind them. So in a classy move, the South Australian powerhouse…
View More AFL suspicious of Beef Wellington the Crows Sent Them As a Peace Offering
Matilda’s fan Jessica has suddenly speaking with ceceo which is colloquially known as the Spanish lisp. The change happened immediately after England scored a 3rd…
View More Matilda’s fan now incorporating the Spanish lisp into her speech like she was in down town Madrid
In the space of just a month, Perth Matilda’s bandwagoner John has gone from a healthy Aussie dislike of soccer to painting his face green…
View More REPORT: Matilda’s bandwagoner laying it on a bit thick…