European football fans have been left devastated today after learning the hyped AC Milan v Como Italian-fest has been cancelled. It would’ve marked a historic…
View More Axed AC Milan vs Como game replaced with Balcatta pool party to give fans their Italian diving fix
England have entered full damage control after the controversial style of aggressive test batting has been declared dead. Thus to protect the sanctity of English…
View More Acts of “Bazball” decreed a treasonable offence by order of The King
The ICC has made a ruling that Jake Paul will be replacing the Australian cricket team in all future Ashes games to give England a…
View More Australia to be replaced by Jake Paul at next Ashes to give England a chance at winning something
While the proposed Perth Park has its critics, the entirety of the Antipodean populace of Perth can get behind the giant statue of the number…
View More Perth Park plans giant “2” statue to remind England how many days it took to win Ashes Test
Engineers are working around the clock to restore Perth Stadium back to its pre-Ashes glory after the tears of the English cricket fans ran an…
View More Perth Stadium suffers extensive rust damage after flood of English tears following Ashes collapse
The English blowhard has praised the alluring pull of the toilet for helping England into a commanding second-day position. As the story goes, Usman Khawaja…
View More Piers Morgan calls for Usman Khawaja’s toilet to be named player of the match