The Australian Government has sensationally leaped into action to protect Western Australian eagles after witnessing a wholesale massacre of the big birds last night in…
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Category: Sports
Basil Zempilas Proposes Own Version Of Bazball To Ensure Victory In The Ashes
When one watched the first session of the Ashes last night something was very clear. England’s Bazball is a scourge and must be cleansed by…
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Karrinyup Delights Kerr Fans By Announcing She’ll Be There All Week As She Tries To Escape The Car Park
Sam Kerr fans may have worried they missed their chance to see the WA soccer icon if they didn’t get down to Karrinyup yesterday for…
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Flagmantle Fans Demand To Know Why Marlion Pickett Wasn’t Arrested Before Richmond Beat Them
News has just broke that Richmond player Marlion Pickett has been arrested in Perth and charged with a series of burglary charges. Naturally, the news…
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Jack v Dad In The Matter Of Flagmantle
After enduring another flaccid performance by Flagmantle last night a Perth man has made the brave decision to seek compensation for who he blames for…
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West Coast Allow Oscar Allen To Play A Game Against Them To Keep Coleman Dream Alive
If Tex Walker can kick 10 against West Coast then Oscar Allen could surely kick 12. A very handy bag given he’s trailing goal-kicking animals…
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