A local mung bean has spoken to the media today and taken full credit for Margs boy Jack Robinson’s Olympic Silver today claiming that her…
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Category: Sports
Perth Lobbies the IOC to Include Urban Sprawl in the Next Olympic Games
Sun Tzu once mused that every battle is won before it’s ever fought. To that end, Perth, Western Australia has made an impassioned plea to…
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Perth Stadium suffers structural damage as a result of Hardwick’s post-match spray
Engineers have released a concerning report this morning after assessing Perth Stadium in the wake of Hardwick’s address to his players after effectively ending their…
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American Media Reporting They Are at the Top of the AFL 2024 Premiership Ladder
The seppos are at it again! Not only do they try to finesse their Olympic standing every 4 years by ordering the tally based on…
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Mullaloo swimmer reckons the River Seine looks pretty good to him
A man who happily swam at Mullalo last summer can’t believe the concerns that athletes are having about competing in the aquatic shittopia that is…
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Nine poach BT to commentate the Olympics after deciding the public hasn’t endured enoughÂ
In a move that will shock industry insiders, Channel 7 man Brian Taylor has sensationally been poached by Nine to come and commentate the Olympic…
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