Simmo has sent a series of urgent messages to his two Hungry Jack’s stores seeking confirmation that the soft serve machines are in full working…
View More One of Simmo’s HJ’s soft serve machines better be fkn working because the kids are getting ice creams tonight!
Dan, a loyal Flagmantle fan has been unable to stop himself fist-pumping around his living room after declaring that today’s victory against the Cats was…
View More “Never in doubt”, Flagmantle fan says after quietly deleting several weeks of online meltdowns
After “basically” a whitewash in the 2023 Ashes, the English cricket team has decided to take the unprecedented step of inducting every single member and…
View More English Cricket Team Inducts Itself Into the ICC Hall Of Fame
The UK has been rushing to contain the catastrophic impact Pier Morgan’s Ashes meltdown will have on the nation’s reputation. While the cracks were forming…
View More Fallout Fears After Piers Morgan’s Ashes Meltdown Goes Nuclear
The whopper boss has mixed things up at training this week. Dropping the boys into a perfectly recreated simulation of your average Saturday night at…
View More Whopper boss Simmo drops the Eagles into a late night HJ’s Freo simulation to prepare them for battle
Taking a leaf from his fast food empire book by making a bold promise – to make Hungry Jack’s great again. All the boys need…
View More Simmo promises to bring back free refills, O.G onion rings If the boys get up on the weekend