The AFL has conceded that one of its most loved sons – the Melbourne Demons – have developed a real and brutal allergy to clearances…
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AFL promises Flagmantle 8 business class sinks to piss in to even playing field
The AFL has responded to the furore over the Flagmantle chartered flight that saw players need to urinate into the sink due to a lack…
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Country Parents Devastated To Learn Tall, Strong Son Has No Interest In Footy
A rich farming couple has finally dealt with what they’ve suspected for years. Their strong, tall workhorse of a son has no interest in attending…
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BREAKING: Simmo to be replaced by bloke who comments “play the kids” on every Eagles article
West Coast has sent shockwaves through the footy world today after announcing head coach Adam Simpson will be replaced by Daryl from Belmont who has…
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Tour de France cyclists reveal they dress up as middle-aged professionals and pretend to do mergers on the weekend
A peloton of top Tour de France cyclists have delighted their fans by giving insightful revelations as to how they like to relax in their…
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West Coast silence their critics with another superb sub 100-point loss
West Coast has delivered a strong message to the doubters – “we still haven’t been beaten by 100 points or more this season”. Champagne will…
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