West Coast has sent shockwaves through the footy world today after announcing head coach Adam Simpson will be replaced by Daryl from Belmont who has…
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A peloton of top Tour de France cyclists have delighted their fans by giving insightful revelations as to how they like to relax in their…
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West Coast has delivered a strong message to the doubters – “we still haven’t been beaten by 100 points or more this season”. Champagne will…
View More West Coast silence their critics with another superb sub 100-point loss
Chinese Premier Li Quang has used his trip to Western Australia to announce that China is invested in the long-term success of the West Coast…
View More China announces it will loan West Coast two pandas to inject some energy into their games
The Flagmantle train is back on its rails this afternoon after Freo gave Melbourne an absolute flogging in Alice Springs. While it could be argued…
View More Flagmantle formally request all remaining home games be shifted to Alice Springs
West Coast Eagles fan, Todd, found himself smiling this morning as he thought to himself – there’s a chance this afternoon. It’s an emotion he…
View More West Coast fan feels the cruel spectre of hope creep in