In the space of just a month, Perth Matilda’s bandwagoner John has gone from a healthy Aussie dislike of soccer to painting his face green…
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Midvale to finally become a tourist destination with giant statue of Nic Nat planned
Footy fans all over Australia have woken up to the exciting news that the legendary ruckman Nic Nat will be immortalised in statue form in…
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Thoughts & Prayers Sent To 7West’s Sports Writers as Nic Nat Hangs Up His Boots
It’s truly a dark day over in Osborne Park as the news Nic Nat’s retiring sends shockwaves through the sports reporting division. Some are in…
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“Epic Location” for Zuckerberg v Elon Fight Confirmed as Morley Galleria Bus Station
When Elon Musk promised an “epic” location for his anticipated smash with Zucc he wasn’t kidding. Rome’s Colosseum was a front runner until he heard…
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BREAKING: Future Matilda’s Games To Be Given High Blood Pressure Warnings
Australia’s leading doctors have called for a warning to those suffering high blood pressure before the next Matilda’s game. The warning comes after a tense,…
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Crime plummets in Perth as City’s NRL fans are busy watching the Double Header at Perth Stadium
The Western Australian Police Force has extended a heartfelt thank you to the NRL for rounding up all of the City’s troublemakers in one convenient…
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