Shannon “Bunga” Hurn has been awarded honourary Westralian citizenship after moving from South Australia and debuting for the Eagles in 2006. As a general rule,…
View More BREAKING: Bunga awarded honourary Westralian citizenship for his services to the state
A Perth footy dad has formally apologised to an umpire after a “moment of madness” saw him address the man with respect. It was a…
View More Footy Dad Apologises To Umpire After Accidently Treating Him Like A Human Being
Reports have flooded in that the likely no.1 draft pick Harley Reid has been looking at Jet Skis this morning as he awakens to the…
View More Harley Reid Spotted Jet Ski Shopping As He Further Accepts His Fate
The Liquor Licensing Authority has rushed to inform WA pubs that they are now legally required to give punters “adequate notice” of any showing of…
View More BREAKING: WA Man Suffers Severe Allergic Reaction After Walking Into Pub Showing NRL Origin
The Australian Government has sensationally leaped into action to protect Western Australian eagles after witnessing a wholesale massacre of the big birds last night in…
View More Eagles put on critically endangered list to prevent further massacres
When one watched the first session of the Ashes last night something was very clear. England’s Bazball is a scourge and must be cleansed by…
View More Basil Zempilas Proposes Own Version Of Bazball To Ensure Victory In The Ashes