To “gently dissuade” athletes from running a fortnight long train on each other, the Paris Olympics has weaponised Lynx Africa to destroy female toeyness. Alongside…
View More Lynx Africa weaponised alongside cardboard “anti-sex beds” in Paris Olympic Village
The AFL has conceded that one of its most loved sons – the Melbourne Demons – have developed a real and brutal allergy to clearances…
View More REPORT: Melbourne couldn’t find a clearance at an early 2000s Rugs-a-Million closing down sale
The AFL has responded to the furore over the Flagmantle chartered flight that saw players need to urinate into the sink due to a lack…
View More AFL promises Flagmantle 8 business class sinks to piss in to even playing field
A rich farming couple has finally dealt with what they’ve suspected for years. Their strong, tall workhorse of a son has no interest in attending…
View More Country Parents Devastated To Learn Tall, Strong Son Has No Interest In Footy
West Coast has sent shockwaves through the footy world today after announcing head coach Adam Simpson will be replaced by Daryl from Belmont who has…
View More BREAKING: Simmo to be replaced by bloke who comments “play the kids” on every Eagles article
A peloton of top Tour de France cyclists have delighted their fans by giving insightful revelations as to how they like to relax in their…
View More Tour de France cyclists reveal they dress up as middle-aged professionals and pretend to do mergers on the weekend