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Reports have flooded in that an eerily, almost “unsettling” calm has fallen over the Northern beaches due to the docile state of English soccer fans…
View More Soccer Creates Harmony over the Northern Suburbs as English Expats too Tired to Moan About Australia’s Inadequacies
“What the hell is COVID-19?” Responded Bert as he was told it was a requirement of COVID-19 restrictions to wear a mask while entering City…
View More Mundaring Resident Shocked to Hear About “COVID-19” on Quadrennial trip to Civilisation
Marko has conceded that a COVID checkpoint in the middle of the Narrows Bridge is the only sure way to ensure SOR is protected from…
View More Narrows Bridge COVID Checkpoint to be Set up to Protect the SOR Way of Life
Oscar’s parents were drawn to Perth’s white outer suburbs like parched warthogs to a watering hole. The rotting carcass of house & land packages provided…
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Rene is known as a beast in the mediation room but a complete baked potato when it comes to managing expectations on Perth’s premier wind…
View More Overly Ambitious Lawyer Opens Cheap Umbrella on St Georges Terrace
One of the great Western Australian pastimes is aggressively rejecting outside culture in favour of doing things our way. Naturally, coffee is no exception. To…
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