For the last month, Phil has been pumping England’s tyres like he just got a job in the Land Rover showroom. You see, Phil saw…
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Taxpayers: why spend millions on a WACA pool when we can neglect road drainage for free?
It was revealed this week that Marko reckons Basil dogged the boys on a deal to chuck in some coin towards a new pool facility…
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Soccer Creates Harmony over the Northern Suburbs as English Expats too Tired to Moan About Australia’s Inadequacies
Reports have flooded in that an eerily, almost “unsettling” calm has fallen over the Northern beaches due to the docile state of English soccer fans…
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Mundaring Resident Shocked to Hear About “COVID-19” on Quadrennial trip to Civilisation
“What the hell is COVID-19?” Responded Bert as he was told it was a requirement of COVID-19 restrictions to wear a mask while entering City…
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Narrows Bridge COVID Checkpoint to be Set up to Protect the SOR Way of Life
Marko has conceded that a COVID checkpoint in the middle of the Narrows Bridge is the only sure way to ensure SOR is protected from…
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The Perth South African
Oscar’s parents were drawn to Perth’s white outer suburbs like parched warthogs to a watering hole. The rotting carcass of house & land packages provided…
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