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The 7 Stages Of Sunday Sesh Grief

Belle April 27, 2025

Shock – any seasoned Sunday sesh pisshead will know the feeling all too well. How did midday turn into 8:45 pm so quickly?  You’d let time…

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IN FOCUS: the crippling loneliness of owning a BYD Shark 6

Belle April 14, 2025

A moment to reflect on perhaps the loneliest drivers on the road today – the BYD Shark owners. Like a red-headed stepchild, the Shark owners…

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Diary extracts of a former footy country star | Part 1: The Wedding

Belle April 13, 2025

Dear diary, how ya garn? Macka here. Had a ripper weekend going back home for me mate’s wedding. It’s important for blokes of my status…

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An honest review of Perth tap water

Belle April 1, 2025

Let’s talk Western Australian tap water. Some people say it tastes like Aquaman’s precumies after a regrettable night with a garden of sea anemones. We’ve…

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A Day In the Life Of A West Coast Supporter

Belle March 31, 2025 A Day In The Life OfAFLFooty

8:00 am – wake up and enjoy the brief flutter of time before I remember the never-ending nightmare. Groan as I battle another rage-hangover after…

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A Day In The Life Of A Bloke Who Claims To Know Bikies

Belle March 27, 2025 A Day In The Life Of

7:30 am – dig through the LV man bag I bought in Kuta for the breakfast of champions – a twirl on a pippy and a…

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