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7 am: I stand in front of my mirror and affirm to myself that posting thirst traps for simps is a real job, no matter…

A Day In the Life of a RAM Driver

5:30 am – I wake up from another dream that my wife hadn’t left me because I blew all our savings on “that stupid fkn…

8:00 am – I wake up to my morning ritual P!nk songs followed by briefing Mr Whiskers and Sergeant Snuggles about who I will crush…

7:45 am – I nearly scalp myself pulling my ponytail to tightness levels not seen before. The tighter the ponytail the tighter the ship I run.…

4:00 am – am I up at 4 am or have I not slept? I don’t know as I have spent the last few hours…

4:30 am – running late for me flight because I’m trying to force all 3 long necks of Woodstock down me gullet. Get the boy…