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A day in the life of a guy who has daddy’s boat 

Belle February 8, 2025 A Day In The Life Of

7:00 am – I wake up still hard from the night before as father told me I could take the boat out today. This throbbing…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Guys who greet you by doing a fake punch to the gut 

Belle February 5, 2025

There comes a moment in every flog’s life where he must ask himself “am I painful enough to be around?” If the answer is no,…

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Bell Tower Times From the Zoo

A Day In The Life Of A Self Appointed Strata Sheriff

Belle January 30, 2025 A Day In The Life Ofrental

6:00 am – I’m up at the break of dawn for my first patrol. My primary objectives are to ascertain who has used a visitor bay…

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Bell Tower Times From the Zoo

The 6 worst housemates to cohabitate with

Belle January 28, 2025

The pisswreck – these come in many shapes & forms. From the FIFO week off rampager to the weekend warrior who treats every weekend as an…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day in the Life of a Prado Driver

Belle January 25, 2025 A Day In The Life Of

7:00 am – I remind the wife of the little matter concerning my annual birthday wristy. She’s been unable to maintain eye contact with me…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A day in the life of a GP Receptionist 

Belle January 16, 2025 A Day In The Life Of

7:00 am – I stand in the mirror and repeat my daily affirmation, “it’s the patient’s fault they are sick, I will not yield to…

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