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What your choice of Mr Whippy cone says about you

Belle March 28, 2020

There is an unlikely champion emerging out of the sickly rubble of COVID-19 society – the humble soft serve van. It’s an agile urban commando…

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7 Types of People on Rottnest Island

Belle December 19, 2019 BoatTravel

Ms Rottofornia Rotto is the undisputed premier location for like-whoring on Instagram. Ms Rottofornia will immediately fall into a #blessed trance as she loses controld…

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How to Spend Perth’s Hottest Winter Day Ever

Belle August 28, 2019

Lament your depressing office life  Just like the Freo Dockers, your disappointing progress in the league of life has you missing all the fun at…

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So, you are joining the Perth Glory Bandwagon?

Belle May 16, 2019

You may be thinking, “Perth Glory? Didn’t we take that off the hinges and exhibit it in the museum?” A fair mistake to make, but…

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Just Quietly: Vulvage is the New Cleavage

Doghouse Reilly March 31, 2019

This may be controversial, but I’m going to go on record and say: I love boobs. Loved em for as long as I can remember,…

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