Well, well, well, the shot hole borer continues to endear itself to the WA public. This time, managing to get Rotto accommodation without a booking and outside of open day.
In response to the destructive little fucker being found on Rotto, the WA Government has announced to the public that the recently abandoned plan of total annihilation is “back on the cards”.
A source close to the WA Government told The Times,
“The whole tree lark was bad. Especially in some of Perth’s most iconic parks but jumping the queue on getting a place to crash on Rotto? That is unacceptable, do you know how hard it is to get accommodation on the island these days?”
The situation is aggravated by the fact wealthy Perth residents who like own riverside properties may have more access to the beetle. A source told us,
“Yeah, we don’t want those two pests colluding. You just know riverside property owners will want the cuntbeetle to do their dirty work”
Accordingly, the Government will now deploy the military to seek out and destroy every single one of these pests.
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