The BCF weekend warrior community fears a temporary restriction on any demersal fishing could absolutely ravage stocks of fresh Tinder photos.
Currently, the WA Government is hearing from stakeholders surrounding what should be done about the dwindling numbers of iconic demersal fish.
They have heard from the commercial and recreational industry but it’s the impassioned pleas from the horny fishbro community that has shook the forum to the core.
We spoke to a bloke called Brayden who says that fresh Dhufish photos on his profile is the secret to his success in the Mandurah dating community adding,
“There is a real knock on effect ay, if I don’t entice the right bites on Tinder then I’ll have to fork out for a rental myself ha ha, don’t wanna do that, I just hook a winner, leech off her for as long as she can handle me and then I go back to flicking me line in”
It is Brayden’s submission that when it comes to Tinder profile pics the Dhufish rules supreme.
No decision has yet been made as to whether a temporary ban will be imposed however if it is, men like Brayden will need to fish like they’ve never fished before to get them through the drought.
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