Nat Fyfe has chosen to accept a mission today to retrieve vital Bulldog’s secrets from an open training session after sleeper agent Sam Naismith was made by the Doggie’s assistant coach earlier today.
While the Freo ruck coach and his mate were asked to leave, Fyfe performed the daring stunt from the roof. By all accounts it was executed with perfection.
We spoke to a member of the public who was at the ground who said they didn’t even notice the two time Brownlow medalllist suspended from the cable. Adding,
“Yeah wow, you always heard that Fyfe does his own stunts but there you go. I don’t know what secrets he gathered as it was quite a vanilla session”
Flagmantle has refused to speak publicly about the mission. Stating that the safety of its operatives is paramount and they don’t know when they’ll have to deploy Fyfe again.
A source close to Flagmantle Footy Club told The Times,
“If Flagmantle progress we will almost certainly needed to deploy our asset in other regions of Australia. Perhaps even at the MCG. As for the specifics, That’s on a need to know basis and you don’t need to know. What we can tell you is that Bevo is a big Coke Zero man”
Roger that.
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