James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people.
Thus, the British singer/song writer took a trip on the Yanchep (formerly Joondalup) line and let any Aussie in the vicinity know that the English had basically already won The Ashes this year.
We spoke to a witness who said Blunt started up a Barmy Army chant before goading an Aussie into putting his money where his mouth is. He told The Times,
“He kept saying that without Captain Cummins, Australia wasn’t going to have the consistency to beat Baz Ball. He just kept saying The Ashes were coming home”
Multiple other witnesses reported the same. However, residents of the northern sprawl are saying that it could’ve literally been anyone.
A Clarkson resident said a lot of English chippies got confused with James Blunt due to their well maintained rigs and striking cheeky bones. Adding,
“This Geeza on the train was probably just Barry. Sounds a lot like him. Not every good looking English bloke is James Blunt!”
Something tells me that no one confused a Clarkson resident for James.
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