While Westralians only get 1 WA Day a year, in Japan it feels like WA Day every single day as the country tries to fend off Bali-bored West Aussies with a stick.
From disrespecting the slopes to taking liberties with Japan’s easily accessible strong cans of delicious nectar, WA has truly stamped its mark on the land of the rising sun.
Accordingly, Japan is putting the finishing touches on its 153rd WA Day for 2025. A spokesperson for Japan told The Times,
“Yay, Japan accepts its fate as the new Bali and we are drowning in Western Australians. Please respect Japan because if you thought Indonesia’s legal system was harsh you haven’t seen anything yet”
To celebrate, West Aussie hotspots including Tokyo, Osaka and everywhere a cherry blossom blooms will be throwing WA Day festivities.
Aussies can expect such good times as: sausage sizzles, Swanny D vending machines and a consular assistance game when they fark around and find out. We spoke to one Westralian who said WA Day was always washed out in Perth so he came to where the real party was. Adding,
“YEWWWWWWWW, check out what I got from a vending machine, sniff that mate, I sure have”
WA’s loss is truly Japan’s gain.
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