Jimmy Barnes has made an executive decision to supply all his VIP concert attendees with the level of budget luxury they are accustomed to at his gig tomorrow.
He wanted the seating on offer to scream “yes boss” to a crowd who are no strangers to a Denpasar holding cell. A source close to Barnesy told The Times,
“Jimmy knows who his core audience is and he wants them to feel comfortable at a swanky venue like Sandalford. He knows the way to their heart for sure”
Not only will the Balinese outdoor settings be provided to the VIPs but also a special VIP entry for anyone wearing an authentic HRT shirt. Our source added,
“Fans will be wearing their superannuation jackets to the show and a certain level of respect needs to be shown to working class ballers like that. Be warned though, Barnsey can spot a knock off from a kilometre away and he will be removing people from the VIP line if they try it on”
We also have early reports that Sandalford have been working on a Bourbon infused wine to serve.
Exciting times ahead.
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