Katy Perry has just returned from a death-defying 11 minute space trip on a grotesque billionaire capsule.
She has utilised the media’s attention to carry-on like she was some kind of pioneering astronaut risking it all for that final frontier.
So it’s no surprise that Katy Perry wants to keep the thrill-seeking, white knuckling adrenaline pumping. So she announced her next mission: to a Jetstar flight from Perth to Bali. A spokesperson for the singer told The Times,
“If Katy can survive 11 minutes in space, she reckons she should be able to at least survive 15 minutes on your average Jetstar flight, although I don’t think she really knows what she’s getting herself into”
While the vast expanse of the universe can be daunting, so can Tezza from Rocko trying to fight everyone on the plane.
So can the sights and smells being created in the plane toilets as hordes of WA’s worst burst down the door to unleash the effects of a steady diet of Woodstock and chicken ovenables into the bowl.
We spoke to a adventure-holiday specialist who told The Times that he’d be surprised if Katy Perry doesn’t demand to be returned to the Earth within 5 minutes of take-off. Adding,
“Just like in space, there are no signs of intelligent life anywhere onboard the Magistrates Court waiting room of the air. They exist primarily to transport concreters from Perth’s airport bar to the Denpasar holding cells”
Good luck Katy Perry. No one cares, mind you.
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