Little does he know it, but little Johnny is just one sleep away from having his dream of playing on a half built trampoline realised.
Having asked Santa for a poorly constructed, dangerous piece of play equipment earlier this year, the child has been cautiously optimistic about the jolly man coming through.
Thankfully, after a tough morning session and promise to return to the job after Xmas eve drinks, the dream is very close to reality.
We spoke to the dad who said he loved that his son asked for realistic gifts. Adding,
“I think every kid has a dream of not being able to jump on a trampoline on Xmas morning. I can’t wait to show the little feller this steaming pile of shit that ironically doesn’t stand as a testament to my lack of ability”
The man’s wife said Xmas miracles really do happen. Adding,
“I was a little worried Todd knew what he was doing for a second and that really would’ve ruined Xmas, if the play equipment was fit for purpose. I’m so lucky to have him in my life”
No doubt about that. Don’t ruin the surprise for little Johnny now!