A local chode from your high school has had a profound epiphany today after he managed to open a door earlier this year.
After the door swung into its open position, he thought to himself, “hey, maybe I could be a real estate agent too?” And with that thought his journey to become a professional door opener began.
He would like to let his haters know that his rise to the top of the cuntladder wasn’t easy. Telling The Times,
“If you realised how many doors I opened while training to be a REA you wouldn’t look at me with such blistering rage”
How has his trajectory gone? Well atmospheric. Houses are selling themselves but, of course, according to REA it’s all due to that first opening of the door to let the greedy boomers in.
However, some fear for the future of the REA. In a market where parasitic investors are buying properties without even looking at them, it poses the question, does a door even need to be opened now?
Sadly, and horrifically for future generations, probably not.
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