A local Sydney eshay has claimed credit for the improved SCG turf today after reportedly hooking them up with an “eetswa” deal on some top grass.
We spoke to the young adlay who claims to be West Sydney’s hardest. He told The Times,
“Illchay adlay, come see me if you need anything green, I got you covered and that, look what I got sorted for the boys, having a sesh on some top grasss ay”
We noted that while the ground was less of a slip hazard there were still patches that weren’t looking that great. It was at that stage the young man started flailing around and asking us if we knew who we were talking to.
“You saying my buds are bodgie and that? Watch who you talking too gronk, did I mention I was West Sydney’s hardest?”
Not wanting to offend the young teenager further we wrapped up the interview.
Naturally, the SCG has denied any knowledge of the young man and are claiming there was nothing wrong with their grass anyway.
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