A local shot-hole borer has watched the City of South Perth’s decision to remove 6 trees on the foreshore at the request of residents with great interest.
Accordingly, the cuntbeetle who claims he’s “just trying to help” reached out to the CoSP and told them that in the future they should approach him with any tree removal needs.
A spokesperson for the shot-hole borer community told The Times,
“Obviously, they were not a fan of the decision to replant the trees as it’s obviously the shot-hole borers preference for total destruction but they did see an opportunity if more trees are deemed to be view blockers”
For the uninitiated, the shot-hole borer is an expert at forcing tree removal services into action. Even better, they are happy to work for free.
Accordingly, the cuntbeetle has become somewhat of a patron saint of the NIMBY.
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