After conducting an extensive review of their traffic data, Main Roads believe they have discovered the exact daily 10 second window that you can drive on the Freeway and enjoy its intended purpose.
Anyone who has been driving in Perth for the past 10 years has noticed the major infrastructure go from “shit” to “absolutely diabolical”. Think you can just scoot to the other side of the city at 11am on a work day?
WRONG. Because no doubt someone left the gate open at the Clown farm and now you’re discovering bottlenecks previously only seen in peak hour madness.
It is now an absolute requirement to check your GPS before even going near this piece of shit road.
In an exclusive state to The Times, Main Roads revealed this golden window,
“We understand that there is a little moment at around 4:25am where you will get a good run. It will only last about 10 seconds mind you so enjoy it while you can”
Increase in drivers combined with decrease in driving ability has led to untenable situation on the Mitchell & Kwinana Freeway.
We spoke to a man who claims to have rode the golden 10 seconds. He told us,
“What a rush. I had the ability to go 100kph. However being from Perth I dropped that right back to 75 and sponged it in the right hand lane ha ha”
You sir, are the worst.
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