A Perth man has faced the full force of weekend warrior caravaner fury after he let slip to fellow holidaymakers that he’d actually practised reversing his caravan before embarking on his trip.
Other Perth caravaners were already suspicious when he competently reversed into his bay without clogging up the road for 20 minutes in a state of abject jackknifery.
A witness to the scene told The Times the hero was out to ruffle feathers, adding,
“Who does this guy think he is? All the gear with some idea? Get the fark outta here, that’s not how caravan parks run. You spend loads on equipment you don’t know how to use and then you inconvenience everyone else with your incompetence, it’s basically a law out here”
Not only did this young buck make everyone else look fooilsh but he had the audacity to try to help other caravan owners with reversing. Another witness told The Times,
“The sheer arrogance of waltzing in here with skill. We were all watching this bloke absolutely cook it while his wife made comments about his brother knowing how to operate heavy machinery. It was pure cinema and he tried to rob that from us”
OK, well maybe this witness has a point. After all, is it not the right of everyone in a caravan park to enjoy the slings and arrows of outrageous reversal manoeuvres?
We put this to the Perth man who conceded he was a joy thief and will keep his trap shut in the future. He also promised to at least knock over a bin or something to show everyone he’s just a regular caravaner.
Nature is healing.