A mere 48 hours after big Wank decided to clamp down on Australia, Mandurah has announced it will be launching its first manned spaceship to Mars.
It has been a remarkable two days, with the once unproductive little brother of Perth taking their hand off it and developing a world class space program that even has the Chinese looking on in envy.
We spoke to a Mandurahian who on Sunday was a man who spent his days juggling the old pork balls in a circus of filth. He told The Times,
“Not sure what came over me but I just started to understand astro-physics and I got a few mates around and we decided to build Mandurah’s first international space program, next thing you know, Elon Musk is trying to poach our technology”
Indeed, the spacecraft will not just taken the fully trained Mandurah astronauts to Mars but it also has the capabilities of bringing them back. Which if you ask anyone involved in the galactic mission space is insanity.
Curious as to what’s next, we asked them if they had any plans of utilising the lessons they learn from the universe to make Mandurah a better place. They told us,
“Nah”
Well, good for them anyway.