Apple fans will be delighted that the new Apple store opening tomorrow closely follows the company’s guiding principles of new iPhones.
The new store will be housed in the grand ol’ Commonwealth Bank. Very fancy. However, inside will be the same hordes of Apple fanboys who’d push their own mother down the stairs to pay thousands for a phone with some weird liquid glass aesthetic.
Just check out this quote from Apple’s retail boss,
“When we decided to reopen this store, it’s really about being able to bring the transformative benefits of Apple innovations to even more customers in the community and further elevate a world-class shopping experience”
We spoke to an Apple fan who said he’d been camping outside the store since last Tuesday for tomorrow’s grand opening. He told us,
“It has been cold but I keep myself warm with an intense feeling of superiority over Samsung users. Having an iPhone literally makes me better than them. Do they have to get help at a Genius Bar?”
You have got them there, mate.
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