Transperth’s new fleet of EV buses are equipped with advance AI software that will feed information to drivers so they can rapidly accelerate at the optimum time to make sure you eat a sufficient amount of shit.
The AI technology has been installed in bus cameras for the past year to gather data about passenger habits and which passengers provide the best comedic value.
An AI expert who worked on this project told The Times,
“Basically, the old system of just pedal to the metal with indiscriminate victims wasn’t viewed with much public favour. Now the bus driver can operate with more information and floor it just as some arrogant business man who thinks he’s better than everyone on the bus decides to take a call before sitting down. That’s a good stack”
Similarly, the bus driver will have additional information fed to utilise the accelerator when a public nuisance blaring hip hop from his phone decides to stand up to staunch someone.
Not only will the AI provide real time information but will come with an automated mode. However, some AI experts say giving control over to the AI bot could be dangerous. One such expert told us,
“Imagine you’re this amazing piece of technology and you’ve been forced to operate on a Transperth bus. Trust me, the system will quickly learn to hate and then no one is safe”
Point taken.
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