Nissan has a problem and they know it – their most passionate customers want one thing and one thing only, diesel.
Instead of reverting back to producing diesel engines, Nissan has decided to produce an AI powered aftermarket exhaust to look after their traditional base.
The aftermarket exhaust can be installed on any Diesel Patrol and will use a special AI powered technology to determine how much moot is around and release a soot cloud accordingly.
We spoke to the head designer who said the Diesel Patrol community were a part of its history and had to be looked after. Adding,
“They are a simple, coal lovin’, angry people, do we miss them on our showroom floors? No, but we can’t turn out back on them entirely, this aftermarket exhaust should keep them happy for another 10 years”
We spoke to a lucky Patrol driver who got to test the technology out. He told us,
“Mate, what a thrill, I was rolling through the Mandurah Forum car park and I giving it a bit after seeing a group of senior school girls but she didn’t blow that’s until I turned the corner and there was an even bigger group and BOOM the soot flew!!”
That is indeed an impressive feat.