5 Types of Anti-Maskers
Mung beans – a disciple of the church of Pete Evans that describes themselves as a “free thinker”. Typically spouts the kind of nonsense that has…
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The Bell Tower Times Year in Review 2020 (PART 1)
The Goatman Cometh – on 11 January, Peter Riley aka the Goatman, casually strolls into the Rotto pub after a bust-up with a huge yellowtail…
Mr Tech Start-Up
Tobias’ personality is like the backwash in the bottom of a Dom Perignon flute: affluent yet altogether unpalatable. Combined with a head even a mother…
The Perth Boat Owner
John had ground down his will to live on the corporate coalface for 20 years and was now in a position to treat himself. He…
7 Types of People on Rottnest Island
Ms Rottofornia Rotto is the undisputed premier location for like-whoring on Instagram. Ms Rottofornia will immediately fall into a #blessed trance as she loses controld…
Ms Perth Boat Hoe
In the Perth summer, children of boat owners rule like majestic kings over their aquatically challenged peasantry. One such peasant is Cherie, an aspiring social…