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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Man refuses to look back at uneven footpath paving he tripped on and shake his head

Belle March 19, 2024

A man has left the public in a state of wonderment this afternoon after very nearly eating shit on some uneven paving. It wasn’t the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

WA tourist living off Maccas & 30 Bintangs a day blames Balinese hygiene standards for his horrendous irregularity

Belle March 19, 2024

A Western Australian man has once again refused to take any accountability for the horror shows he’s leaving in the toilet 7 times a day…

View More WA tourist living off Maccas & 30 Bintangs a day blames Balinese hygiene standards for his horrendous irregularity
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Cameroon a little surprised at AFL’s announcement welcoming them to the AFL

Belle March 18, 2024

The African nation of Cameroon has enjoyed a pleasant surprise today after the AFL announced they have joined the AFL. Cameroon will be expected to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Rotto Quokkas Send HBF a Cease & Desist Letter

Belle March 18, 2024

The Union of WA Quokkas has sent a letter to insurer HBF to stop dragging their reputation through the mud with their awful quokka-themed advertising.…

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From the Zoo Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

4 hot tips for getting on the craic this St Paddy’s Day

Belle March 17, 2024

Outfits – fellers whether you are Irish or not dress like St Paddy gagged on your Leprecock and spewed cliche Irish culture all over you. Think…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Blockbuster eyes comeback in Perth Hills after analysing average NBN speeds

Belle March 15, 2024

Blockbuster is set to rise from the ashes like a mighty phoenix after determining a real need for their services in the Perth Hills. Blockbuster…

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