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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

    A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

    Belle November 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times Business Entertainment

    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

River property owner regrets bringing Canning views to a Swan views fight 

Belle June 15, 2024

A multi-million dollar property owner has made an absolute fool of himself this morning after discussing the joy of “river views” with a new bunch…

View More River property owner regrets bringing Canning views to a Swan views fight 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

WA boomer boycotts Bali after finding out they don’t have a Dome Cafe the hard way

Belle June 14, 2024

A Westralian boomer is “beyond livid” this morning after making the erroneous assumption the unofficial northern suburb of Perth would cater to its target market. …

View More WA boomer boycotts Bali after finding out they don’t have a Dome Cafe the hard way
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

WA Police announce anti-gang task force for Cottesloe after opening of skate park 

Belle June 13, 2024

It turns out the NIMBYs were correct! With crime bosses all over the world have been discussing plans to expand their operations to Cottesloe, Western…

View More WA Police announce anti-gang task force for Cottesloe after opening of skate park 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Tamala Park agrees to host Shein pop-up after Lakeside Joondalup scraps event 

Belle June 13, 2024

Fast fashion king Shein has been given a last minute reprieve after Lakeside Joondalup decided to scrap the pop-up event that was scheduled for next…

View More Tamala Park agrees to host Shein pop-up after Lakeside Joondalup scraps event 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Newly renovated Metros Freo donates old floors to Clag to help develop a super adhesive

Belle June 12, 2024

Metro’s Freo announced last week that it has been busy renovated the iconic Freo nightclub and will be reopening this weekend for the launch of…

View More Newly renovated Metros Freo donates old floors to Clag to help develop a super adhesive
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Area women warned to expect flooding after local Eshay rocks Temu chain over shirt 

Belle June 12, 2024

Women in and around the Rockingham area have been warned to expect monsoonal floods in their undercarriages today after a local Eshay stepped out with…

View More Area women warned to expect flooding after local Eshay rocks Temu chain over shirt 

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