Skip to content
The Bell Tower Times

The Bell Tower Times

Embrace the human zoo
Thursday, November 06, 2025
The Bell Tower Times
  • The Human Zoo
    • Health & Medicine
    • Lifestyle, Love & Parenting
    • Work & Study
    • Perth & WA Locations
    • Travellers
    • Party & Entertainment
    • WA Culture & Notable Events
    • Internet Culture
    • Sports, Auto & Hobbies
    • Politics
    • Unique & Other
  • BREAKING NEWS
    • Entertainment
    • Lifestyle
    • Local
    • Regional
    • True-ish Crime
    • Technology & Finance
    • Politics
    • Sports
    • Business
    • Travel
    • Stories from the zoo
  • WA suburbs & towns
  • Hot Takes
    • From the Zoo
    • Reckons
    • Belle’s Lounge
  • Your Best Life
    • Health, Well Being, Parenting
    • Better Homes & Gardens
    • Cookery
    • Travel
    • Entertainment
    • Success
  • Contact Us
    • Sign Up For Belle’s Weekly Newsletter – Zesty News Served Fresh
  • Support the BTT
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

    Belle November 5, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times Business Entertainment

    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
    View More

Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS WA suburbs & towns

8 hot tips to have a perfect day in Hami Hill

Belle June 7, 2024 BTT Travel

Whether you’re a young family, a hippie that’s been priced out of South Freo or a trolley pole wielding criminal, Hami Hill has something for…

View More 8 hot tips to have a perfect day in Hami Hill
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Worth $75M they reckon. What you could have in Banjup if you opted against buying a G6 private jet

Belle June 6, 2024

Having too much money can be a real curse. What do you spend all those shiny sheckles on? What if you had $75M burning a…

View More Worth $75M they reckon. What you could have in Banjup if you opted against buying a G6 private jet
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth Man Refuses Arrest Claiming he Doesn’t Recognise The Authority of a Skoda

Belle June 5, 2024

Last night, the WA Police attempted to arrest a Belmont man in connection to a room out the back of his house where he was…

View More Perth Man Refuses Arrest Claiming he Doesn’t Recognise The Authority of a Skoda
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Loftus St awarded prestigious “best thoroughfare to get stuck in the middle of an intersection” award 

Belle June 5, 2024

When one thinks of Perth’s most frustrating pieces of arterial shit they tend to focus on the Freeway or perhaps Tonkin/Stirling. No doubt these titans…

View More Loftus St awarded prestigious “best thoroughfare to get stuck in the middle of an intersection” award 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Shein abandons Perth pop-up after being reminded they have to pay staff

Belle June 4, 2024

Fast fashion giant Shein had announced through a media PR campaign that it’ll be coming to Lakeside Joondalup on the 21st of June for a…

View More Shein abandons Perth pop-up after being reminded they have to pay staff
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Terry two-canoes reckons it’s going to be a knuckles forward kind of day

Belle June 3, 2024 SOR

Rockingham man, Crayson, has woken up with a real spring in his step. The sun is shining and it’s WA Day and Crayson considers himself…

View More Terry two-canoes reckons it’s going to be a knuckles forward kind of day

Posts pagination

Previous page Page 1 … Page 131 Page 132 Page 133 … Page 512 Next page

TRENDING NEWS

  • Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers
  • Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
  • Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
  • Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
  • Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 
  • Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

SUPPORT THE BTT

Become a Patron!
  • Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel
  • Leering Tradie Alleges He Was Catfished After Driver Of P-Plated Suzuki Swift Turned Out To Be Middle Aged Man
  • Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 
  • Moving down train carriage far too similar to merging for Perth to feel comfortable attempting
    • Privacy Policy
    The Bell Tower Times | Designed by: Theme Freesia | WordPress | © Copyright All right reserved