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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Jimmy Barnes concert to replace seating with outdoor Bali settings to better suit crowd

    Jimmy Barnes has made an executive decision to supply all his VIP concert attendees with the level of budget luxury they are accustomed to at…

    Belle February 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    A Day in the Life of a Certified Forklift Operator

    6:00 am – I wake up on me girlfriend’s mum’s futon. I’m no longer allowed to use the bathroom after she found my bucket set…

    Belle February 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: The Eastern State mind can’t comprehend our toll-less utopia

    A man visiting Westralia from Sydney has been left as stunned as a mullet at a taser party while driving on our roads. In a…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Concerns after a battalion of emus put in a bid for Leeuwin Barracks 

    Western Australia is on high alert this morning after it was revealed a battalion of emus related to the original army that conquered WA in…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    A day in the life of a Nissan Patrol driver

    7:00 am – I awaken to the sun shining on my face and birds chirping. It’s like a Disney scene if the character passed out…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

AFL promises Flagmantle 8 business class sinks to piss in to even playing field 

Belle July 18, 2024

The AFL has responded to the furore over the Flagmantle chartered flight that saw players need to urinate into the sink due to a lack…

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BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Marriage On The Rocks After Wife Tries To Throw Out Antique 90’s Midori Illusion Shaker

Belle July 17, 2024

For over 20 years of married life, Brett’s antique mid 90’s Midori Illusion shaker lived happily in the back of the second row of the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

ex-BASE jumper now entering building contracts in WA to satisfy his risk-taking tendencies

Belle July 17, 2024

A former BASE jumper and all-around lunatic has revealed that throwing himself off buildings, antennae, bridges and cliffs no longer gives him the thrill it…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day In The Life Of A Law Graduate 

Belle July 17, 2024 A Day In The Life Of

6:30 am – crywank in the shower until I am sufficiently purged of all bodily fluids that will get in my way today. I am an…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Local millionaire spotted with a can of pre-mix and a dart from a recognisable brand

Belle July 15, 2024

Onlookers were treated to a taste of how the other side live today when SOR resident Macka walked out onto his balcony with a can…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

The Kmart Mummy

Belle July 15, 2024 Mummy

K-Mart is the mecca of full-time mummies who gleefully brag about blowing $500 from the family budget when they only wanted a throw rug or…

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