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    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

    Belle November 5, 2025
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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

ALP says Aussies can choose either $300 electricity credit or half a basket of groceries

Belle May 14, 2024

Cost of living relief is here! Both the Western Australian and Federal Governments have announced electricity credits for the punters – $400 from the Cook…

View More ALP says Aussies can choose either $300 electricity credit or half a basket of groceries
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Legends of the game: the O.G Hydey/KFC combo

Belle May 14, 2024

Anyone who spends any time in the inner city will know the pain of staring at the vacant lot on the corner of Fitzgerald &…

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From the Zoo Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: What’s the deal with drivers in the Graham Farmer Tunnel?

Belle May 13, 2024 WA Culture

The Poly Pipe was designed to be a 1.6km stretch that would make motorist’s lives easier by allowing them to bypass the CBD. Naturally, Perth…

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IN FOCUS: Supermarket Mud Cakes – the thinking man’s dessert

Belle May 13, 2024

Picture it – the mid arvo munchies kick in and you’re barrelling towards your kitchen like a semi-tranquilised baboon. Out of the corner of your…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Golden Triangle lady reveals $10k monthly air expenditure so she doesn’t have to breathe the same oxygen as the plebs

Belle May 13, 2024

One might think one had hit the air jackpot living on Marine Parade. One would be right for 99% of people by Cynthia is not…

View More Golden Triangle lady reveals $10k monthly air expenditure so she doesn’t have to breathe the same oxygen as the plebs
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Cheapo Son Decides to Visit the Forbidden Florist To Grab Mother’s Day Flowers

Belle May 12, 2024

Florists hate him! Because Sammy has discovered a way to get a beautiful bouquet of roses without spending a dollar. That’s right, like many cash…

View More Cheapo Son Decides to Visit the Forbidden Florist To Grab Mother’s Day Flowers

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