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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

School students to be taught old school discipline by bringing back “Barcode Bash”

Belle May 1, 2024

A group of ageing millennial and Gen X teachers have lobbied the Education Department to implement a radical plan to teach disruptive kids a bit of “old…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

City of Melville Man Will Never Forgive The Dogs For Getting Rid Of Willagee Licensing Centre

Belle April 30, 2024

They say you don’t know what you have got until it’s gone. This is very true for City of Melville resident Ben who recently found…

View More City of Melville Man Will Never Forgive The Dogs For Getting Rid Of Willagee Licensing Centre
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

WA farmer absolutely stoked after hearing about the rain all the way in Perth 

Belle April 30, 2024

A WA farmer battling a record-breaking drought has apparently leapt from his tractor seat to celebrate the news that capital city Perth has received a light drenching today.  The farmer…

View More WA farmer absolutely stoked after hearing about the rain all the way in Perth 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS True-ish Crime

WA Police To Consult Community FB Admins Before Launching Helicopter Operations

Belle April 30, 2024

WA Police have come under attack by FB community page admins for failing to consult with them before launching emergency operations to track down scumbags…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Perth Motorists Urged To Reconsider Driving After Almost 0.8mm Of Rain Hits

Belle April 30, 2024

Emergency services are urging Perth motorists to reconsider their need to travel by road given the unbridled shittery already seen after some light precipitation today.…

View More Perth Motorists Urged To Reconsider Driving After Almost 0.8mm Of Rain Hits
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Surfer Joes Owner “Unconcerned” With Perth’s Wet Forecast

Belle April 28, 2024

Gazing nonchalantly at his novelty weather app, Simmo from Kwinana allegedly told a mate he “didn’t give a shit” about the forecasted rain next week.…

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