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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

BREAKING: Dockers Reach Peak Fremantle

Belle April 20, 2024

It was a far cry from Flagmantle tonight as the Freo Dockers got a pantsing by the notoriously out of form Eagles in the Western…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

REPORT: Rooftop tent is an expensive way to tell people you only go off-road for social media content 

Belle April 20, 2024

An aspiring 4WD influencer has finally made his dreams come true after purchasing a rooftop tent for the rig he takes out on long weekends…

View More REPORT: Rooftop tent is an expensive way to tell people you only go off-road for social media content 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Former country sesh-rat rebrands as organic wine sipping faux-hippie after move to Freo

Belle April 20, 2024

Kaylee was born & bred in the Goldfields and spent much of her formative years smashing pingaz and hanging out in grotesque outdoor settings into…

View More Former country sesh-rat rebrands as organic wine sipping faux-hippie after move to Freo
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth woman concerned with BF’s trajectory after going from craft beer to beard oil in record time

Belle April 20, 2024

Samara has expressed concern she is losing her partner to the perils of hipsterdom after seeing his evolution from fun lovin’ guy to greasy bearded…

View More Perth woman concerned with BF’s trajectory after going from craft beer to beard oil in record time
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What a pisswreck plumber on $130k* spends in a week 

Belle April 19, 2024

* old mate said 130k as far as the ATO was concerned. He was reluctant to expand on this. Age: 38 Live: Rivervale Salary: I…

View More What a pisswreck plumber on $130k* spends in a week 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

All health warnings to be replaced with school kids spending an afternoon in the public health system 

Belle April 19, 2024

WA Health has had a novel idea to help imprint a message of living clean to the next generation of Westralians.  Instead of ghastly pictures…

View More All health warnings to be replaced with school kids spending an afternoon in the public health system 

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  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
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