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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 

    James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people.  Thus, the…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Eagles banner to be pre-torn in half to prevent risk of a player injuring themselves on the crêpe paper

Belle March 20, 2024

West Coast fans are undeniably excited at the return of the banner for all home games. Alas, the return of the banner comes with a…

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Exmouth Man Inundated with “Moot” After Diesel Patrol Purchase

Belle March 20, 2024

For more than 15 years, Jezza had been unlucky in his lust with a long record of failed conquests down at the local tavern. He…

View More Exmouth Man Inundated with “Moot” After Diesel Patrol Purchase
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Video showing the absurdity of Perth Airport’s 6-minute free window to drop-off/pick-up

Belle March 19, 2024

Perth Airport offers punters the exciting opportunity of paying no fee provided they can get the job done in 6 minutes or less. 6 minutes…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Tony Galati named as the man to replace Daniel Craig as James Bond

Belle March 19, 2024

Fans of the James Bond franchise have been eager to find out who will be replacing Daniel Craig as 007 in the upcoming films. There…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Man refuses to look back at uneven footpath paving he tripped on and shake his head

Belle March 19, 2024

A man has left the public in a state of wonderment this afternoon after very nearly eating shit on some uneven paving. It wasn’t the…

View More Man refuses to look back at uneven footpath paving he tripped on and shake his head
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

WA tourist living off Maccas & 30 Bintangs a day blames Balinese hygiene standards for his horrendous irregularity

Belle March 19, 2024

A Western Australian man has once again refused to take any accountability for the horror shows he’s leaving in the toilet 7 times a day…

View More WA tourist living off Maccas & 30 Bintangs a day blames Balinese hygiene standards for his horrendous irregularity

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  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
  • James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line 
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