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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional Sports

North Melbourne lost after accidentally bypassing Bunbury en route to pre-season clash

Belle March 1, 2025

The North Melbourne Kangaroos are thought to be somewhere on the Bunbury Bypass this afternoon after the team bus got a little confused after leaving…

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Bunbury urged to “keep it together” as pre-season clash brings AFL to the South West again

Belle March 1, 2025

The Western Australian Government has urged the good people of Bunbury to just “hold it together” for 24 hours as the South West City hosts…

View More Bunbury urged to “keep it together” as pre-season clash brings AFL to the South West again
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump celebrates White House tantrum by cheering on Ivan Drago in Rocky IV

Belle March 1, 2025

President Trump was so gee’d up after his tantrum against Ukrainian President Zelenskyy that he instructed his minders to put on one of his favourite…

View More Trump celebrates White House tantrum by cheering on Ivan Drago in Rocky IV
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Last day of summer fills Perth man with dread over how he’ll survive the next 9 months of predominantly sunny, pleasant weather 

Belle February 28, 2025

A Perth man has been dealing with an existential crisis today as he prepares for the last day of summer tomorrow. He is overwhelmed with…

View More Last day of summer fills Perth man with dread over how he’ll survive the next 9 months of predominantly sunny, pleasant weather 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Trump vows to end the England-Australia Bairstow stumping conflict in one day

Belle February 28, 2025

Swaggering like a bloated Oompa Loompa that just negotiated a good unionisation deal for the Chocolate Factory, President Trump says his deal artistry could be…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Geraldton deploys elite submarine to keep China on its toes should it choose to cruise past WA

Belle February 28, 2025

In a show of force, Geraldton has announced that China isn’t the only one with a little maritime hardware in these seas and deployed WA’s…

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