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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie Unrepentant About Right Hand Turn into Claremont Hungry Jacks

    “Couldn’t give a fark, mate”, Trevon barked as he shoved his 2nd Bacon Deluxe Burger into his face after a somewhat controversial decision to hold…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit

    Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night.  In the report, the hardware giant was accused…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

WA Local forgets about Sunday morning trading hours for the 600th weekend in a row

Belle February 9, 2025

Despite living in WA his whole life, Dave has once again foolishly presented at his local Woolies at 9:30 on a Sunday morning.  This represents…

View More WA Local forgets about Sunday morning trading hours for the 600th weekend in a row
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Bead mazes introduced to assist with Emergency Department wait times

Belle February 9, 2025

While the Health system waits for upgraded facilities, more staff and better support for bulk billing services, all they can do is try to improve…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

20 years on private school boy still can’t look at a packet of SAOs the same

Belle February 8, 2025

It has been over two decades since Lachlan was a boy however evidently some memories fade slower than others. Being a proud PSA lad, he…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A day in the life of a guy who has daddy’s boat 

Belle February 8, 2025 A Day In The Life Of

7:00 am – I wake up still hard from the night before as father told me I could take the boat out today. This throbbing…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Taylor Swift praised for letting some American Football be played at her PR event on Sunday

Belle February 8, 2025

The NFL has praised Taylor Swift’s selflessness for allowing their little sideshow to air on the same day as her massive PR event this Sunday…

View More Taylor Swift praised for letting some American Football be played at her PR event on Sunday
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Foxtel apologises to Two Rocks after including it on their “very remote” list for Kayo & Binge cancellation

Belle February 7, 2025

Foxtel Group who own Kayo have been left red faced after it accidently informed residents of Two Rocks that they were classed as “very remote”…

View More Foxtel apologises to Two Rocks after including it on their “very remote” list for Kayo & Binge cancellation

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