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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie Unrepentant About Right Hand Turn into Claremont Hungry Jacks

    “Couldn’t give a fark, mate”, Trevon barked as he shoved his 2nd Bacon Deluxe Burger into his face after a somewhat controversial decision to hold…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Bunnings crushes local footy club’s sausage sizzle after hearing they were making a profit

    Bunnings good guy reputation hangs in tatters after a damning Four Corners report aired the other night.  In the report, the hardware giant was accused…

    Belle May 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Passengers On Road Trip Urge Driver To Slow Down On The Cheese Sausages

    “Jesus effin’ christ man, can this dude have a Yakult or something?”, a desperate plea from a passenger stuck in the back of Clint’s 4WD on…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Woolworths announces it’s slashing prices on items it has already heavily marked up!

    Woolworths has just spent big on a media PR campaign to test just how gullible the consumer population is when it comes to their supposed…

    Belle May 12, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

300 Series owner whacks a couple of WACA lights on the front of his car over fears other motorists can still see

Belle February 7, 2025

A Toyota 300 Series owner has struck a deal with the WACA to lease some of their lights over fears he wasn’t obliterating enough retinas…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump cancels plans to take over Morley Galleria after spending an arvo on the 950

Belle February 6, 2025

President Donald Trump has sensationally backtracked on his plans to take over Morley Galleria after realising he was biting off more than he could chew…

View More Trump cancels plans to take over Morley Galleria after spending an arvo on the 950
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

WA Labor vow to do more to educate children that appearing on MAFS is not something to aspire to

Belle February 6, 2025

WA Labor is on a roll of education related promises ahead of the next State election. As part of their commitment to improving the standard…

View More WA Labor vow to do more to educate children that appearing on MAFS is not something to aspire to
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Kwinana locals concerned relocating Freo port will be a gateway to slacklining, crystal healing

Belle February 6, 2025

Kwinana locals have mixed feelings about WA’s plan to move Fremantle’s container port operations down to Kwinny. On the one hand, it will be a…

View More Kwinana locals concerned relocating Freo port will be a gateway to slacklining, crystal healing
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump announces plans to take control of Morley Galleria 

Belle February 6, 2025

Seemingly on a mission to plant an American flag on any bit of foreign soil he can, Trump has announced his plans to swoop in…

View More Trump announces plans to take control of Morley Galleria 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Mumfluencer considers disowning children for ruining her “back to school” photoshoot this morning 

Belle February 5, 2025

A mumfluencer is still trying to move on from the events this morning after her ungrateful children decided to look like a bag of smashed…

View More Mumfluencer considers disowning children for ruining her “back to school” photoshoot this morning 

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