Alcoa scraps Perth Hills expansion, saying the environment comes first until profits look juicier
American mining giant Alcoa has listened to the environmental concerns of the Perth Hills over its plans to expand its exploration of the Jarrah Forest…
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Mandurah to burn massive Mozzie coils in its pippy to help get pests under control
Mandurah has decided to use one of its most valuable assets in the fight against mosquitoes this summer – the famous Mandurah crackpipe. Taking inspiration…
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Rotto’s Quokkas also preparing for a horrible day 2
Rottnest Island’s quokkas know all about horrible second days as they prepare for another wave of bored English tourists to arrive given they have so…
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Perth Park plans giant “2” statue to remind England how many days it took to win Ashes Test
While the proposed Perth Park has its critics, the entirety of the Antipodean populace of Perth can get behind the giant statue of the number…
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Perth Stadium suffers extensive rust damage after flood of English tears following Ashes collapse
Engineers are working around the clock to restore Perth Stadium back to its pre-Ashes glory after the tears of the English cricket fans ran an…
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Piers Morgan calls for Usman Khawaja’s toilet to be named player of the match
The English blowhard has praised the alluring pull of the toilet for helping England into a commanding second-day position. As the story goes, Usman Khawaja…
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