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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Blow for Flagmantle as Mason Cox drafted to America

    Flagmantle’s 3 ruck dream has hit a major snag after new recruit Mason Cox was drafted to America pursuant to new laws enacted by their…

    Belle April 11, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

    The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

    Belle April 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

    A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

    Belle April 10, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

    Belle April 9, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Mining companies urged to utilise untapped oil reserves at bottom of Sodexo catering trays

Belle March 31, 2026

The fuel crisis is set to hit the mining industry the hardest of all with small to medium sized miners already having to scale back…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

WA couple can’t wait to drive 300km to the pristine environment Down South to watch footy in their caravan

Belle March 31, 2026

Westralian couple Bob and Sue have departed for Margaret River today and are licking their lips at the prospect of 4 jam packed days of…

View More WA couple can’t wait to drive 300km to the pristine environment Down South to watch footy in their caravan
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Fuel Companies to Raise Prices 26c a Litre Citing ‘Uncertainty’ Over Fuel Excise Cut

Belle March 30, 2026

Fuel companies have welcomed the Federal Government cutting the fuel excise in half as the consumer now has more money to meet the 26c increase…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Man paying over $3 for diesel relieved excise cut will mean he’s only paying close to $3 a litre

Belle March 30, 2026

The Australian Government has announced it will be halving the fuel excise which will save motorists 26c a litre. This comes as particularly good news…

View More Man paying over $3 for diesel relieved excise cut will mean he’s only paying close to $3 a litre
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Eagles Fan Cut Off from Dôme After Too Many Mugaccinos Before the Big Game

Belle March 29, 2026

A West Coast Eagles fan got a little carried away on the hard stuff this morning preparing for a diabolical 9:30 AWST fixture against Port…

View More Eagles Fan Cut Off from Dôme After Too Many Mugaccinos Before the Big Game
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

“Enough Ice to Sink the Titanic”: Mandurah Set for Sleepless Night as 100mm of Rain Stirs Wastewater

Belle March 28, 2026

There won’t be any sleep in Mandurah tonight as 100mm of rain stirred up the City’s notorious party-riddled wastewater this morning. As the wastewater flooded…

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