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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    North Melbourne to miss Freo game after getting stuck in Bunbury Farmers Market carpark

    In classic Bunbury scenes, the North Melbourne footy team has found themselves trapped in the Bunbury Farmers Market car park on this cracking day. Sadly,…

    Belle June 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business Uncategorized

    Australia deploys nation’s finest second-hand negotiator after discovering AUKUS submarines are pre-owned

    Australia has reacted to the news that they’ll be getting second-hands subs by deploying the “best in the business” when it comes to getting a…

    Belle June 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac

    A Western Australian man has had a gutful of European baristas staring at him with blank, clueless expressions when he attempts to order a proper…

    Belle June 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump refuses to budge on price of used AUKUS submarines, saying “no low ballers, I no wat I got”

    Trump is furious at the growing chorus of haters saying Australia is paying far too much for steaming piles of second-hand shit under the AUKUS…

    Belle June 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth man still not going to concede that was a storm

    Despite classic storm qualities such as damaging winds, heavy rain and flooding, local man Bruce is not going as far to call it a “storm”.…

    Belle June 1, 2026
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Unique & Other

X-Mas Special – Mr X-mas Day

Belle December 23, 2016

Benny rocks up to Christmas day after a shirtless night at the Leftbank. In between pint spillin’ and floor pissin’, he managed to hook a…

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Unique & Other

The Perth Irishman

Belle December 4, 2016 Drugs & AlcoholtradieWorld

Paraic isn’t getting high off the Perth craic lately. The FIFO gravy train has derailed, half his friends have fled and to make matters worse…

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Ms Perth Boat Hoe

Belle November 28, 2016 babeBoatInstagramMillennial

In the Perth summer, children of boat owners rule like majestic kings over their aquatically challenged peasantry. One such peasant is Cherie, an aspiring social…

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Mr Perth DJ

Belle November 24, 2016 employmentMusicParty

Sam’s DJ’ing is the melodic equivalent of a particularly orgasmic scissoring session between Fran Drescher and Julia Gillard. When Sams on stage he transforms into…

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Unique & Other

Mr Bali Bongo Drums

Belle November 18, 2016 Major EventParty

Dylan trawls through Tinder with balls bluer than the Cookie Monster after a hot shot of smack. After matching with an alluring Tindress, he skips…

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Mr Canadian Ski Season

Belle October 23, 2016 sports

Tobz would like people to think he is travelling to Canada as a professional extreme athlete. Which would be true if Red Bull paid Aussies…

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TRENDING NEWS

  • North Melbourne to miss Freo game after getting stuck in Bunbury Farmers Market carpark
  • Australia deploys nation’s finest second-hand negotiator after discovering AUKUS submarines are pre-owned
  • Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac
  • Trump refuses to budge on price of used AUKUS submarines, saying “no low ballers, I no wat I got”
  • Perth man still not going to concede that was a storm
  • Public urged to check pools after entire industrial warehouse blows away in Kewdale overnight

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