Last day of summer fills Perth man with dread over how he’ll survive the next 9 months of predominantly sunny, pleasant weather
A Perth man has been dealing with an existential crisis today as he prepares for the last day of summer tomorrow. He is overwhelmed with…
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Trump vows to end the England-Australia Bairstow stumping conflict in one day
Swaggering like a bloated Oompa Loompa that just negotiated a good unionisation deal for the Chocolate Factory, President Trump says his deal artistry could be…
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Geraldton deploys elite submarine to keep China on its toes should it choose to cruise past WA
In a show of force, Geraldton has announced that China isn’t the only one with a little maritime hardware in these seas and deployed WA’s…
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REPORT: The Eastern State mind can’t comprehend our toll-less utopia
A man visiting Westralia from Sydney has been left as stunned as a mullet at a taser party while driving on our roads. In a…
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Hill dwellers vow to support any party who promises to tighten security at foothills borders
Residents of the Perth Hills have sent a clear message to politicians that their number one concern is to protect the sanctity of the hills…
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City of Perth’s call to scrap free night parking praised for tackling the problem of too many people wanting to visit the CBD
The City of Perth is being told to take a bow after deciding to scrap free night parking and raise the cost of parking across…
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